thebootydiaries:

cooleruser:

thebootydiaries:

nekogorogoro:

When you do an art collab with someone more talented than you:

isn’t that the girl from

Why do you have these saved

unclefather:

unclefather:

unclefather:

new food idea: salt OR vinegar chips because in life you can’t always get what you want

sour cream OR onion

barbie OR que 

shacklesburst:

you, a doctor: *handing me my new born baby* I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it

me, an intellectual: *handing baby back to him* bring me the one my wife made

cooltori-minami:

jiluan:

fatswag:

jiluan:

yugi: *draws a card*

me: it’s gunna be dar-

yugi: DARK MAGICIAN

me:

Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

tarot

*goes to get fortune read*

*fortune teller plays summoned skull in defense mode*

kingkrookodile:

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

twyrine:

i just remembered one time in kindergarten i punched this girl i knew because we were drawing birds and she drew her bird with a human nose and mouth and it pissed me off so badly i went into like berserker mode

it looked like this

knightcore:

me: *neglects my duo lingo app*

The Duolingo Owl: